I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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