oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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