pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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