it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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