Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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