i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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