This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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