i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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