"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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