Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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