Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Just puked most of my soul out..
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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