I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
