I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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