This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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