Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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