I'm jealous of your bromance
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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