did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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