Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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