Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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