hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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