I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Randomize
