loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Randomize
