420 ftw
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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