is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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