people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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