I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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