Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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