he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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