It's like God shit irony all over that family
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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