Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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