i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
