ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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