I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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