I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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