Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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