it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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