I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Randomize
