Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
