Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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