Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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