yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Randomize
