shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
