I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Swine flu. Run for my life!
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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