I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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