I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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