is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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