i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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