How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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