well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
