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I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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