wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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