I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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