Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Dick very happy bro
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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