Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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