But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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